Abra Couture is on TV! PHL 17

https://phl17.com/phl17-news/this-weekend-in-philly-september-21-and-22/

This is only a test.

2024 has been one wacky year. We have a president who can't think or walk, we have one in the running who is a scary dude and convicted of who knows, and lots of garbage like abortion rights, and women's sports being snatched away from us. We have Antisemitism on the rise, and heck, accepted and promoted, by the so called elite intellectual bastions, who are supposed to be oh so enlightened. We are judging and grouping and segregating people, we are allowing the government to have control over every aspect of our lives (Smart cars? Smart TVS? Spy much?) We have coddled imploding young adults, who refuse to grow up, and whine too much and won't work or get their hands dirty. We have gated communities to keep the unwashed masses at bay, and we have a two tiered system of education and of justice. We have criminals emptying our stores, rioters in the streets and campuses, and ...wait.

We have coffee, and nice beds, and TV, and goldfish and guppies. We have 2 kids that are insane but totally responsible and kind and honest. We have cars and a house, and education. We have vacations, flowers in our yard, and vegetables in our garden. We look at the woodpeckers, and the fireflies at night. We get sand in our toes and our bed, down the shore. We flip burgers on the grill.

I don't know about you, but I am going to try to take pleasure where i can find it and stop watching the news. Good night.

Baltimore...and More!

Just keep swimming....just keep swimming....I drove to Baltimore, my hoopdie deluxe packed to the gills with all kinds of baubles and bangles from my studio, rattling around as I navigated around potholes the size of a dinner plate. Ding dong drivers, stoned wackadoodledoos, old people all squinty when they should have pulled their licenses at 90, oh, the usual fruit basket. White knuckling and praying to all that is holy that I get from point A to point B without losing body parts or my mind. Finally, I got to the convention center, which is your typical cement behemoth, plopped unceremoniously in the middle of an ancient part of town before there were regulations I suppose.

The union guys were all decked out in their Kevlar finery and looking like shepherds from Mars, gently guided us artists, in various vans, crammed hatchbacks, rented U-Haul's, and dented trailers, into the bowels of the hall. I parked, saw some familiar faces, waved, hugged, and dragged all my crap to my booth space. I checked in at the desk, and not seeing our signage, nor anything resembling a welcome basket of snacks and water, usually given to me at other shows.

This show, The American Craft Show, which no one calls it, is known as the ACC Baltimore, put on by the American Craft Council, an old outfit out of St. Paul, MN. Our usual coterie of well fed hotdish middle aged gals, were no longer there. In their places, were um, "young" people, none of whom I knew, and most of them burying their noses in their phones. Welp, such is life. I kind of missed the long winded yap from the old promoters, warning of this and that, and handing us packets with a smile. Midwestern Nice, I guess, flew away, for cheaper versions.

After my ride and schlep, I had to survive the ordeal of setting up an entire jewelry booth, complete with curtains, lighting, this monster Abstracta setup which is like tinker toys designed by some sadistic Swiss perfectionist, and then attempt to make the whole thing inviting to potential customers. Not. Easy. Plus I was running on caffeine and not much sleep. I broke out in some stress related rash, and that was super fun. But plod on I must.

I got the shebang up and running, more or less, then ran outside to meet my pals, real honest to goodness Baltimorons (affectionately said, please), and we headed out to our favorite authentic Greek feedbag, Samos, in, of course, Greektown. Which is half Hispanic these days, Latineek? Leek? Gratino?

We got seated in the super casual place, greeted by a surlyish yet friendlyish and largish waitress who has been part of the place as old as the wallpaper pealing from the bathroom walls. Nothing ever changed, and I guess she likes her job enough. We ate tasty Greek food, my fave, and yes, I know how to pronounce everything as I grew up with Greeks, and kind of picked up the lingo slightly. On of the pals at the table is my friend who no longer does craft shows, nor wholesale shows, but has become the Baltimore queen of farmers markets. Her husband is an old time guy in the catering world and knows probably every single person in Baltimore, and tells me all the gossip of people I don't know nor will never meet, but it is interesting nonetheless. We chowed down and they dropped me off at my hotel. Before I left, they warned me that Baltimore was quite crazy at night with all kinds of riffraff. I guess the police have been defunded to the point that they would rather hang out at donut shops instead of rounding up the merrymakers and pranksters that poison the cities today for nice orderly law abiding folks like myself, the epitome of the what they love to hate.

The good news is they care, the bad news, is that once I have been warned, I am always looking around the corner, hustling out of the way of the homeless that are all over the shopping areas, and decided that it was not worth the risk, since, ya know, I had to return home in one piece. Paranoia Big Destroya, as Ray Davies of the Kinks wisely crooned.

The show went on without incident, and I enjoyed going to a real Baltimore Red Sauce dive of a restaurant in Little Italy, whose name escapes, me, with my show pals. I know what to do there, you go to the bar, Covid be damned, and you are cheek to tush with all of the patrons. Sensing my needs, the barkeep gave me a nifty glass of red, and I shared with my pals. Then we were shown to our table in the back. I had to introduce the gang on the joys of the red sauce joints: one sacred covenant: always order the garlic bread. Always order the Caesar Salad, and then go to town. Calories be damned too.

After lots of sales, lots of rest, and lots of feedbags, I was ready to return home. It was late, and I HATE driving with all the drunks on the road, racing up 95, having to haul Axx through 3 cities. So, smartypants that I am, I get the hell out of Baltimore and get to some dull suburban place with a Hampton Inn, and do Priceline and keep my sanity and life intact. I packed up my crapola, and ran to get my car praying that I would not get mugged in doing so. Baltimore in the evening can get kind of unsafe, so I hoofed it and skeedadled over to the car line. They are slow as mollasses, so I get on the line, put the emergency blinkers on and relax with some water, and slow release breathing. This was short lived, because a bunch of wilding teens jumped OVER my car, and ran right into oncoming traffic, screaming and yelling and having a ball. They were within a hairs' breadth of becoming a puddle on the blacktop. Then they double dog dared each other to go again and again. Thank dog I was finally let into the convention center, where I somehow got all my crap in the car, and boogied to the boring wastelands north of the city for a relaxing night. My lifestyle is not for the faint of heart.